In the dark of the night on top of old Monkey Hill,
My cauldron is boiling to brew up my will,
Into this magic pot many things I do put,
Like big nasty eels and a mean monkey’s foot,
Some nutria rat skulls and some camel toenails,
Sharp teeth from a gator and dead possum tails,
I throw in some gris-gris and a fat plumber’s crack,
And added a tail from a cat big and black,
In the eyes of their quarterback whoever dat be,
I rubbed in some potion so receivers he can’t see,
Now I found me some hairballs from a cat in da swamp,
I’ll shove dis down da panthers throat till it comes out his rump,
I got me some droppings out of a big buzzards nest,
Some yellow-mattered custard goes in wit da rest,
With my brew all mixed up and boiling real high,
I call on voodoo ancestors and Saints what can fly,
I call on Papa Legba and Ms Marie Laveau,
And Matthew and Mark, John, Paul, George and Ringeaux,
Now come Monday night our Saints will have wings,
Across dat goal line our Saints will march in,
No finally I lay an old broom in front of their goal,
I have stuck in da pins and poured salt on their soul,
So this spell is now cast and my voodoo now done,
When this game is all over our dear Saints will have won!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General and King of the Zombies
VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an “L” for the opposing team! This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6’s, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man’s, or otherwise benign occurrences.
PETA DISCLAIMER: No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!
MENTAL ALERT! PANTHER FANS! DO NOT READ THIS SPELL, IT CAN CAUSE YOU TO THINK ABOUT VOODOO AND COULD DAMAGE YOUR PSYCHE! SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES CONTAINED WITHIN, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
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