The Gris Gris Man’s Spell on the San Francisco 49ers

Red beans and rice and sweet potato pie,
Piles of boiled shrimp and some red sauce on da side,
Cold watermelons and some strong Dixie beer,
Dees are some of da things what we got here,
Now way out west in the Golden State,
Dey got some cool peeps and dis aint no hate,
But if you spend some time in old New Orleans,
You’ll understand what the Gris Gris Man means,
We callin on da spirits like Ms Marie Laveau,
And my Ace Boon Coon Big Daddy Meaujeaux,
We aint embarrassed to do dees things,
You know last year it got us a Supa Bowl ring,
So now I’m mixing up some greasy pig snout,
Adding in some lizard lips and a alligators mouth,
Squeezing in some juice from an old dead snake,
Then throwing in some toenails from my nasty cousin Jake,
I’m cooking up dis brew in my big voodoo pot,
On top of a pile of coals all glowing red hot,
Back of the graveyard where it’s good and dark,
Ya coming to our house not some Candlelit Park,
We got ya where we want ya in da deep dark South,
I’m stitching up your eyes and sewing up your mouth,
This brew I’m gonna pour all over this voodoo doll,
And stick me in some pins for every one of yall,
Now when the spell hits ya and ya feeling all da gloom,
Den right in front of your goal I’m gonna lay my broom,
Poured me some gris gris powder all across your goal,
I am putting dis spell on your football teams soul,
Now dis is a new age and da Saints be da boss,
I won’t make no earthquake but you will feel a loss,
So when ya all are sleeping and worrying in your head,
Don’t think about the outcome you as good as dead,
Now I aint gonna kill ya but ya don’t have a shot,
Cause dis magic spell was cast on a Zombie Kings plot!

Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General, and King of The Zombies

VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an “L” for the opposing team! This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6’s, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man’s, or otherwise benign occurrences.
PETA DISCLAIMER: No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!
MENTAL ALERT! ALL FORTY NINER FANS! DO NOT READ THIS SPELL, IT CAN CAUSE YOU TO THINK ABOUT VOODOO AND COULD DAMAGE YOUR WEST COAST PSYCHE! SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES CONTAINED WITHIN, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!