The Gris Gris Man's Spell On The Vikings

Deep in the swamp on a zombie’s grave site,
Where dead men walk I come calling tonight,
I boil up and conjure in my big magic pot,
A spell to make sure the Vikings win dey cannot,
I’m calling on Papa Legba and Marie Laveau,
To give me your blessing so my Voodoo can flow,
I add into my pot some hair off Adrian’s head,
Now dat purple helmet fool can’t outrun the dead,
I put in some road kill all rotting with lice,
So sitting at home there is something to eat for Rice,
I mix in some bat wings and crushed monkey knees,
To keep Jared Allen from ever getting to Brees,
Now Berrian and Johnson and Reynaud we know,
That after this spell they can run real slow,
Now there is one more player whose hair is all grey,
Let’s make Brett Favre has another terrible day,
Our pass rush will have him falling to the ground,
And when he does throw it interceptions will abound,
These Vikings bleed purple that is what they say,
So purple it is and make dem bleed it all day,
Now dear Papa Legba there is no cause for alarm,
And I don’t want you to kill dem or bring dem much harm,
Just rough dem up and scuff dem up and kick ‘em in da head,
Den rub some monkey grease on dem before dey get all dead,
But this year there is one ting dat I sure wish you’d change,
When dem sissy ViQueens lose dey sure is a pain,
They whine and they cry and they act like they crazy,
It’s poor sportsmanship and dey worse den a baby,
So ol Papa Legba ifs you got some raisins or peas,
They need dem a set to hang between their knees,
I hear dey got them some gods named Thora or Wombat,
So if you run into them clowns be sure to give ‘em a jaw jack,
Now remember this Thursday who will come marching in,
And with you and my voodoo we can make da Saints win,
This spell is now cast for our beloved Black and Gold,
So there aint no doubt the Saints will trash these trolls!

Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General

VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an “L” for the opposing team! This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6′s, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man’s, or otherwise benign occurrences.

PETA DISCLAIMER: No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!
ALERT! ALL VIKING FANS, DO NOT READ THIS SPELL, IT CAN CAUSE YOU TO THINK ABOUT VOODOO AND COULD DAMAGE YOUR YANKEE PSYCHE! SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES CONTAINED WITHIN, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

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