Aug 29, 2013; Tampa, FL, USA; Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Mike Glennon (8) calls a play during the first half against the Washington Redskins at Raymond James Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports
Thoughts from insidej0b
I thought last week was tough to pick once the games started, but this week looks to be just as maddening.
Rams – Niners have only scored something like 10 points combined in their last two games.
Ravens – The Bills piss me off and I’m not picking them two weeks in a row.
Bengals – The Bengals are better than the giant bag of crap that is the Vikings. Thanks a lot, Poner
Bears – Division game, tough to pick, but the Bears defense scores. What the hell was Nate Burleson doing getting pizza at 2:30 AM?
Seahawks – Can’t pick against this team. Not yet at least.
Colts – It’s the Jags and Gabbert is supposedly starting again.
Chiefs – These Giants are awful.
Steelers – The Steelers are bad, but the Vikings are worse.
Bucs – If they don’t win this one, they might not win a game all year. Is Glennon going to be the wild card? Giraffes don’t win football games and that dude looks like a giraffe.
Titans – The Jets.
Broncos – Chip Kelly wishes he had the Broncos offense. These aren’t PAC-12 defenses he’s scheming against anymore.
Raiders – This isn’t considered an upset, is it? Either way, RGIII and Haslett are both still frauds. I give this pick a confidence value of negative three.
Chargers – They blew it against the Titans but the Cowboys are too high on their horse (at least it’s not cocaine any more) after demolishing St Louis.
Patriots – Belichick vs. Smith (The Hoody vs The Doody). I’ll take The Hoody.
Saints – Monday Night football. In the Dome. Louder and drunker than usual. This game won’t be close. 41-17, Saints. 58 total.
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