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The Gris Gris Man’s Spell On The Buccaneers redux

By Editorial Staff
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Way back in da swamp down Barataria way,
I come to cast my spell today,
I choose this spot on a pirate’s gravesite,
Where Jean Lafitte spent many a night,

I call on you who helped save ‘Ol New Orleans,
Rise up you dead pirates and hear my screams,
I cry out to all da spirits of you merciless dead souls,
It’s time to gather behind the winner of a Super Bowl,
Our Saints are playing some pirates this week too,
That’s why tonight I’m calling on all you,
So grab up your swords in your cold dead hands,
Drag up your cannons from the sunken land,
Let’s march ourselves to an old Saints tune,
And mark these pirates to a certain doom,
We shall give no quarter and none shall be taken,
All this I call for with this spell I am making,
So old Papa Legba and mother Marie Laveau,
Once again I call you to help strike this here blow,
So into their hearts we will run up dat score,
We will swarm on the field like a wild Mongol horde,
When the game is all over and its all said and all done,
This spell will make sure that our Saints will have won.

GRIS GRIS MAN, VOODOO MD

VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an “L” for the opposing team! This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6’s, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man’s, or otherwise benign occurrences.

PETA DISCLAIMER: No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!

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