GGM’s Spell on the Packers
Vacation is over and I’m back in da swamp,
Out in my graveyard on da graves I do stomp,
Wake up my followers, come out of you graves,
Da season done started and some games we can save,
As da moon disappears just after midnight,
I got my pot boiling and da Voodoo feels right,
Some monkey bones from da zoo is what first will go in,
Den in goes three possum foots and a cottonmouth’s skin,
A sprinklin of dirt from my favorite crossroads,
Da eye of a newt and da butt of two toads,
I got me some road kill scooped up from asphalt,
A hand full of cayenne and a whole lot of salt,
In goes some hair from Ms Marie’s very own head,
Den toenail clippings from Poppa Legba’s bed,
Now last but not least is my special secret gredient,
Not all of my gris gris powder from ‘09 have I spent,
So in goes dat Super Bowl powder of mine,
Now a spell on da Packers I do cast at this time,
It’s Super Bowl Champs from two years back to back,
But dat line of da Saints will put Rogers in da sack,
Then when Brees chunks dat ball to our receivers down da field,
We gonna light up dat scoreboard and dis victory will be sealed,
And when ya adds up all da yards from our runnin backs,
Only grilled cheese sammiches will be left of the Pack,
Now we feel sorry dat da Prez done picked dis nite what to talk,
Cause everyone’s gonna be watching da Saints do a cakewalk.
GRIS GRIS MAN, VOODOO MD
VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an “L” for the opposing team! This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6’s, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man’s, or otherwise benign occurrences.
PETA DISCLAIMER: No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!
MENTAL ALERT! PACKER FANS! DO NOT READ THIS SPELL, IT CAN CAUSE YOU TO THINK ABOUT VOODOO AND COULD DAMAGE YOUR PSYCHE! SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES CONTAINED WITHIN, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!