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New Orleans Saints: The Gris Gris Man’s Spell On The Seattle Seahawks

By Editorial Staff
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Seahawk birds all plucked and skinned,

Into my pot they must go in,

Add some fish dem birds like to eat,

Then add some toes off of their feet,

Mix in moss from an old graveyard,

Stir this up till it’s boiling real hard,

Then under the darkness of a new moon night,

Call on my spirits to come help us fight,

We done beat dem smelly birds up once dis year,

Da fact dat dey are in da playoffs at all is queer,

But dey got their hopes up and feeling all frisky,

So into my potion I’m gonna pour some whiskey,

When I rub dis potion in their locker room,

The outcome of da game will spell their doom,

So old Papa Legba and Ms Marie Laveau,

Once again it’s time to for your power to show,

My Super Bowl Saints want to go again,

And all they need is our helpin hand,

I know it’s hard for teams da crazy West Coast,

Not to think our Voodoo is not some kinda hoax,

But when we pluck dem birds feather by feather,

Dey will understand not to mess wit us is more better,

So once again help prepare the way,

For my Saints to play on Super Bowl Sunday!

GRIS GRIS MAN, VOODOO MD

VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an “L” for the opposing team!  This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6’s, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man’s, or otherwise benign occurrences.

PETA DISCLAIMER:  No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!

MENTAL ALERT!   DO NOT READ THIS SPELL, IT CAN CAUSE YOU TO THINK ABOUT VOODOO AND COULD DAMAGE YOUR PSYCHE!  SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES CONTAINED WITHIN, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

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