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Cleveland Browns @ New Orleans Saints: Gris Gris Man’s Voodoo Spell

By Editorial Staff
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Monkey brains and fresh cow pies,
Fangs of snakes and hoot owl eyes,
Tails of lizards and an anteater’s nose,
Hair off a coon and an old dogs toes,
All these things I’m using to bust a spell,
For the Cleveland Browns things won’t go well,
I snatched me a collar off a big mangy mutt,
Now on the Dog Pound we will kick some butt,
Daddy Drew Brees will be throwing dat ball great,
When dem defenders look it’ll be too late,
And when dat Ivory cranks up his motor,
Dose Browns will be stinkin like a three-day floater,
When Meachum and Colston come out to play,
Them Cleveland safeties will have a bad day,
We will run and pass and play special teams,
And then our defense will make Colt scream,
So old Papa Legba and Ms Marie Laveau,
You did good callin da pirates last week you know,
But now some dogs got lost from da pound,
So we got to mash and beat dem in the ground,
This spell is now cast and my duty is done,
When da games is over da Saints will won.

Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General

ggm@grisgrisman.com
http://grisgrisman.blogspot.com/

VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an “L” for the opposing team! This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6’s, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man’s, or otherwise benign occurrences.

PETA DISCLAIMER: No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!

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