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Some Gris Gris Man Voodoo on da De Troit Lions

2009 Lions at Saints (Source: photos.nola.com)

Way up north in where Lions roam,
I cast this spell on da Supa Dome,
Now right on top of a zombies plot,
I light my fire and place my pot,


Into this pot I’ll make a brew,
In with da gris gris and monkey doo,
Next I’ll add some mane of lions,
Den cracked up fibulas and I aint lying,
Oh Pappa Legba now hear me speak,
Out of their mouths I’ll pull their teeth,
When I dip dat lions tale in dis brew,
Dey will scream like hell an den be through,
Dat Saints defense might not let them score,
Da Lions offensive line will play real poor,
Den Darren Sproles will run right past,
And leave them cats scratchin their ass,
Now all it needs is some crushed up bones,
And some Geri curl from Johnsons comb,
A little stringy hair from Staffords head,
While he lays on da grass just like he’s dead,
Now I put some Elmers in both Smith’s shoes,
So when he tries to run he’ll stick like glue,
I know dem Yankees don’t believe in voodoo,
But dat don’t matter cause dis is what I do,
Now Hakuna Matata is what dey will squeal,
But dey got worries on dis here field,
At the end of the day dem Lions will know,
We beat dem kitties with some Cajun Mojeaux!

Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General

VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an “L” for the opposing team! This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6′s, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man’s, or otherwise benign occurrences.

PETA DISCLAIMER: No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!

Topics: Detroit Lions, New Orleans Saints, NFL

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