Carolina Panthers WR Steve Smith (Source: sports.popcrunch.com)

Da Gris Gris Man’s Spell on Da Carolina Panthers

Carolina Panthers WR Steve Smith (Source: sports.popcrunch.com)

I gots me pot boiling and cooking up steam,
In goes 3 lizards all dried up and green,
Next with da monkey bones goes some hair off a cat,
I hate to find fur balls when I pull da sheets back,


Now in goes some venom from a rattlesnakes head,
And dem noisy suckers were not in my bed,
My alligator claws makes dem cats looks like pins,
Wit dees bad boys in der we will scratch out a win,
When Brees throws dat ball to dat 16 Lance Moore,
Ya better close you eyes cause he’s sure gonna score,
Den when dat Marques goes out deep and fast,
Be sure to say hello when he goes right on past,
Now unless you gots good eyes like a cats spose to have,
You won’t even see Sproles cause he’s small and he’s fast,
So I done added some powder after what I am named,
And call on dat spirit of Pappa Legba my main man,
Now wit a lil help from my momma Laveau,
Dis spell is now cast on da Panthers fo sho,
My work is all finished and my spell is all done,
So when dis game is over my Saints will have won!

GRIS GRIS MAN, VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL

VOODOO SURGEON GENERALS WARNING:
Any and all spells & Hexes are performed specifically for the sole puropose of generating an
“L” for the opposing team. This includes, but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, incompletions,
pick 6′s, missed field goals, stirps, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, ‘Come On Man’s’, or other benign occurences.

PETA DISCLAIMER:
No curses were used and no animals were hurt too badly or killed excessively in the making and
or casting of this Spell.