Da Gris Gris Man’s spell on the Jacksonville Jaguars

Way back in the swamp where da GGM stays at,
Underneath an old oak tree he’s cooking a cat,
He’s got a big pot boiling and along with dat Jag,
GGM’s casting his spell to put a Saints win in the bag,
Next he gonna put in some gumbo filet,
Den some sweat off two bullfrogs dat was makin some hay,
Also what goes in is some crocodile scat,
And what do you know it’s full of collars from cats,
Aint much my gators and crocs like much more better,
Than the way big cats taste with a lil salt and pepper,
Now dem Jaguars got a guy named Maurice Jones Drew,
I’m a rub me some potion on both of his shoes,
Now as far as dey quarterback I aint never heard of his name,
So I’m just gonna make Mike Thomas pull up and go lame,
Now my old potion is boiling and smelling just right,
And da moon is shining cause it’s just past midnight,
I call on my mentors Pappa Legba and Ms Laveau,
To make this spell I cast help my Saints win dis here show,
And also if dat defense don’t improve a whole lot,
Grew Williams gonna find himself in one hell of a spot,
I swear it’s been three years and we aint getting more good,
So it’s time for GW and da defense to bring in da wood,
Cause one more game we let da other side score big,
I’m tuning dat whole defense into fat squealing pigs,
So this spell I cast on da Jaguars and a warning to my Saints,
Dat dam Defense better improve cause we aint no more Aints!
Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General

VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Any and all Spells and Hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating a “L” for the opposing team. Including but not limited to fumbles, penalties, incompletions, interceptions, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, ‘come on man’s’ and other benign occurrences.

PETA Disclaimer: No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell.

Topics: Jaguars, New Orleans Saints, NFC, NFC South, NFL

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