Da Gris Gris Man's spell on the Houston Texans

Gris Gris Man’s Spell On The Houston Football Team

GGM done took him a walk way out to da west,
Crossed dat Sabine River between us and cow mess,
Everywhere I looked all I done seen,
Was cows standing over big piles of steam,
More fertilizer I seen in dat damn state,
Den den alligator droppings on da bottom of my lake,
So this week I got me one of my gramere’s recipes,
And gonna cook me some cows and pickle der feets,
Gonna cook down dem horns till dey make some good glue,
Den rub it on dere shoes so 100yds runnin dey can’t do,
Now a little on Schaub’s fingers and some on his hand,
So when he throws dat old ball to Jenkins it will land,
Now Jackson and Joseph I just gonna tie up dere shoes,
So when Drew chunks dat ol ball Graham will make dem look fool,
So I aint killin no monkeys cause I aint been to da zoo,
And dat mean Fleur De Lis she wont let me have two,
But in to my pot goes some alligator dung,
Dat’l make dem ol cow pies get up and run,
Some frog lips and nutria teeth next got to go in,
Den all we got to do is bet da Saints what to win.

Gris Gris Man, Voodoo Surgeon General

VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING:
Any and all Spells and Hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an “L” for the opposing team. Including but not limited to fumbles, penalties, incompletions, interceptions, missed field goals, strips, trips bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man’s and other benign and not so benign occurrences. No curses were used and no animals were hurt or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell.

PETA DISCLAIMER: No curses were used and no animals were hurt too bad or killed excessively in the making and or casting of this spell!

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